satan is my bae.

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

dicktho:

coluring:

coluring:

people who steal text posts

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes