satan is my bae.
automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

automatonboy:

look. i mean. god. someone painted this fucking baby. someone painted this and was like. yeah. thats a baby. its got al ltehse fucking MUSCLES. THIS BABY IS SO RIPPED. THIS BABY DEADLIFTS I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND THIS BABY IS SO FUCKING RIPPEd IT COULD LIFT UR ENTIRE FAMILY. SOMEONE THOUGHT HTIS WAS HOW BABIES WORKED

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

spoopstagram:

babyblu3sedan:

prickstagram:

wen a hot man do the sing song image

what

wen a hot man do the sing song

spookyplankton:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

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Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care