satan is my bae.

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

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Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

pleatedjeans:

dawful

phleps:

theirye’re* 

castielsteenwolf:

Moms reaction verse dads reaction