satan is my bae.

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

sohc-life:

livelifebyliving:

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

when the little baby feet showed up i lost my shit oh my gosh

yourvictorianvampire:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

asylum-art:

LIX: The World’s Smallest 3D Printing Pen Lets You Draw in the Air

 

I LITERALLY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. 

It’s only a matter of time now before someone makes a doodlebob

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes